Gastor Almonte - Reverse Drive-By - This Is Not Happening

Instead of depositing the money his dad asked him to, Gastor Almonte spends a chunk of it on a pizza party – and loses even more when he gets mugged. (Contains strong language.) Follow Gastor Almonte on Twitter: @GastorAlmonte About This Is Not Happening: Now hosted by Roy Wood Jr., This Is Not Happening features long-form storytelling from stand-up comedians, musicians and more. These outrageous stories show why real-life experiences always make the best material. Subscribe to Comedy Central Stand-Up: Watch more Comedy Central Stand-Up: Follow Comedy Central Stand-Up: Twitter: Facebook: Instagram: Watch full Comedy Central stand-up specials: #StandUp